Tuesday, September 28, 2004


Attention Real Dream Cabaret fans and castmembers: please stop the calls and emails asking me to swipe a pair of Don Paul's jockey shorts for you from the locker facilities at WIVB-TV. I mean, come on people, not only is it just flat-out rude but it also shows an incredible lack of respect for both Mr. Paul and me. If you want a pair of his shorts so badly, I suggest you get your ass over to ebay and bid like anyone else. Thank you.

P.S. My Jacquie Walker policy remains unchanged. Dude's got to eat, after all.


Anonymous said...

What possible interest might I, a mute swine, find in the undergarments of local television news personalities? Surely you are aware, sir, that thousands of my brothers and sisters are slaughtered annually to provide durable winter jackets, attractive driving gloves, and greedily devoured holiday meals for local television news personalities and their children throughout the world?! I take offense at the very notion.

—Piaget the Mute Swine

Anonymous said...

For a mute you sure talk a lot.

Anonymous said...

I am a VOLUNTARY mute. Maybe you should volunteer, too. (Sorry. I do not wish to disturb a fellow gentle creature. I am simply distracted by the loveliness of a certain newcomer on the scene, whose photograph blinds me with its beauty.)