The truth will come out!!! Freedom-hating Al Qaeda supporters and "alleged" "entertainers" the Real Dream Cabaret are trying to ruin everything that decent Americans hold dear. These flag-burning baby-killing cross-dressing Toyota-driving foreign film-watching Bush-bashing "actors" want you to think the new Supreme Justice Tim was chosen for his fairness and balance, and for winning certain "challenges" at the Super Intense Decision Show. As Bob Novak would say, this is bullshit! Nothing could be further from the truth! He is actually a personal friend of several RDC members chosen because he could be counted on to advance their ultra-left wing special interest agenda. I have it on good authority from a secret operative working undercover with these degenerates that Gay Sasquatch marriage is only the first step down a slippery slope of immorality where family values have long since been eroded away by the powerful current of the atheists pissing on the Bible and the Second Amendment of the Constitution. What next? Loch Ness Monster adoptions? Bat Boy serving in the military? After all, God created Adam and Eve not Gay Sasquatch and Steve.
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