Behind the scenes with the cast and crew of a century-old cabaret now making its home in Buffalo, NY, USA
What in the Sam Hill is going on here???!!!! I am listed as appearing in the show as a cast member and yet no one from the Dream Cabaret has had the courtesy to notify me about this production, nor have I been offered a ride to rehearsals--when everyone knows that I do not have a driver's license, let alone a car, thanks to the perpetual insensitivity of the doofuses in the DMV who do not believe that pigs should be allowed to operate motor vehicles.If my fellow Cabbies want my talents in their little dog-and-pony show (I who am neither canine nor equine), then somebody better fill me in, pronto.Sorry to vent, but I mean, really.--Piaget the Mute Swine
Ronawanda had better watch her back.... Scientologists across the globe now know of her disingenuous, back-stabbing, Church of Scientology hating ways. I have a feeling that Xenu and Ronawanda are cohorts in a new plan to further enslave humanity. All you Scientologists out there should know that Ronawanda is FAIR GAME!
Ronawanda,Yet again you refuse to invite me, your twin sister, to join in the revelries of the Cabaret. Did you really think I wouldn't know that you were snubbing me! We do have a psychic twin connection after all. If I hadn't changed my evil ways, I'd be throwing rotten eggs at you by now. Instead, I will ask you to invite me to perform with you at "your" show. I do expect to get paid as a guest artist, though. Love,Your formerly evil twin sisterNorth RonawandaPS Have you seen Miranda lately? I haven't seen that hussy in two years. Probably off with Napoleon or Pluto.
Piaget,I Heard a Rumor that this show is about cracking eggs. So perhaps they may be in dire need of some bacon.
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