Friday, October 01, 2004

If You Like Pina Coladas...

Hi everyone, I'm a SWFP new on the scene and looking for some no-strings fun. I like rolling around in the mud, quiet nights in the sty, and sharing table scraps by candlelight with hunky SWMPs. Bonus points if they're mute, vaguely European intellectuals who love the theatre. Hit me up at SizzlingBacon@aol.com.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'd hit that.

Anonymous said...

Oink!

--PTMS

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I meant:
Oooooooiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnk! (Single "k" represents hard stop.)

Better go bathe myself in mud so I come back to my senses.

--PTMS